FLAMING SHIT GOAT OWNS THIS GAME.

We start our adventure tonight with another visit from BRUNO.  the bro-est BRO we have seen in this game.  Currently voiced by Eric, who can't stick around, he sound like a cross between Hulk Hogan and post Reality TV Hulk Hogan.

We first found Bruno on the first real bridge we had to cross.  At which point we discovered just what a goldmine we had on our hands.

OBSERVE:

BUDDY!

THIS MAN IS AMAZING.  Currently he's proving to be a sexist and a monster of a fight (the second fight. not the one pictured), but he's outstandingly amazing.

Hey

Hey, BUDDY!

Gimme a minute and I'll continue our adventures with Bruno, including our death defying fight with him, and his brilliant writing.  ttttttttTTTTTTTTTornado punch!